Teletubbies Conspiracy
"The nuclear apocalypse is nearly apon us and many world
goverments are starting to take actions to prepare people to survive. The 'teletubbies' are part of a special propogander program developed by the United Nations to prepare people to survive in such harsh conditions...
"Firstly the T.V. screens implanted in their chests and the
arials on their heads may seem perfectly innocent but they have a
hidden meaning. To survive the nuclear fall out many people will have to be modifed to cyborge status in order to survive in the dog-eat-dog apocalyptic world and while T.V. screens in their chests are unlikely radio com implants in the brain and modifed repatory and vital organs could be essential."