Women put on disguises, pack pistols
Gun-slinging females, some sporting fake beards, have conducted four stickups in Jasper County in the past 11 weeks in what investigators are calling an unusual, baffling crime spree.
The robberies started May 5 when a white woman wearing sunglasses, a cowboy hat and fake facial hair held up the Conoco gas station in the Brookshire Brothers' parking lot in Jasper, detectives said.
Jasper Police Detective Gerald Hall said the woman took $3,500 after she raised her shirt and flashed a handgun stuffed in the waistline of her pants.
'She was trying to look like a man,' Hall said.
Perhaps the robberies are raising the money for a laboratory in which to create an Alchymical Wedding, an ultimate union of man and woman into one form, one shape.
Or perhaps some new supervillain is on the scene...and this is the manner in which he or she forces their henchmen to dress...