Friday, January 09, 2004
Thursday, January 08, 2004
It looks like the Battle is over...
The Smoking Gun: Archive
"1/8 UPDATE: Elecia Battle today admitted that her story of lottery woe was fiction and that she was dropping a lawsuit filed against the real Mega Millions winner. Through tears, Battle told reporters, 'I wanted to win so bad for my kids and my family. I apologize.' She added, 'I'm not a bad person, I'm really not.' Lt. Kevin Nieter, a spokesman for the South Euclid Police Department, told TSG that he now expected charges to be filed against Battle for filing a false police report regarding her supposedly lost ticket. "
"1/8 UPDATE: Elecia Battle today admitted that her story of lottery woe was fiction and that she was dropping a lawsuit filed against the real Mega Millions winner. Through tears, Battle told reporters, 'I wanted to win so bad for my kids and my family. I apologize.' She added, 'I'm not a bad person, I'm really not.' Lt. Kevin Nieter, a spokesman for the South Euclid Police Department, told TSG that he now expected charges to be filed against Battle for filing a false police report regarding her supposedly lost ticket. "
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Monday, January 05, 2004
Oops
The Smoking Gun: Archive
"JANUARY 5--After hours of marital bliss, Britney Spears moved today to legally annul her romantic Saturday morning nuptials at Las Vegas's Little White Wedding Chapel. This morning, Spears, 22, filed the below annulment complaint with the Clark County District Court in a bid to wipe away her blessed, though brief, union to Jason Allen Alexander, a childhood pal from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. In her complaint, Spears notes that her marriage should be dissolved because she 'lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage because before entering into the marriage the Plaintiff and Defendant did not know each others likes and dislikes, each others desires to have or not have children, and each others desires as to State of residency.' It's now up to a Nevada judge to sign off on the annulment request so that Spears and Alexander can return to market. (5 pages)"
"JANUARY 5--After hours of marital bliss, Britney Spears moved today to legally annul her romantic Saturday morning nuptials at Las Vegas's Little White Wedding Chapel. This morning, Spears, 22, filed the below annulment complaint with the Clark County District Court in a bid to wipe away her blessed, though brief, union to Jason Allen Alexander, a childhood pal from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. In her complaint, Spears notes that her marriage should be dissolved because she 'lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage because before entering into the marriage the Plaintiff and Defendant did not know each others likes and dislikes, each others desires to have or not have children, and each others desires as to State of residency.' It's now up to a Nevada judge to sign off on the annulment request so that Spears and Alexander can return to market. (5 pages)"
"I'll Drill Ya!"
The Smoking Gun: Archive
"DECEMBER 31--In a bizarre bail-bonding ritual, a Missouri man and his son were busted Monday after allegedly trying to stick up a Pizza Hut. The weapon of choice for George Stroble, 63, and his son Donald, 32? A cordless Black & Decker drill that Donald had tucked under his jacket, according to this probable cause statement filed by cops in Independence. Pizza Hut worker Willard Paxman told police that the younger Stroble announced, 'I'm not playing. I've got a gun.' Remarkably, Stroble did not add, 'One false move and I'll drill you.' The Strobles, seen below in police booking photos, are facing felony robbery charges and, if convicted, could face a maximum of 15 years in jail. (3 pages)"
"DECEMBER 31--In a bizarre bail-bonding ritual, a Missouri man and his son were busted Monday after allegedly trying to stick up a Pizza Hut. The weapon of choice for George Stroble, 63, and his son Donald, 32? A cordless Black & Decker drill that Donald had tucked under his jacket, according to this probable cause statement filed by cops in Independence. Pizza Hut worker Willard Paxman told police that the younger Stroble announced, 'I'm not playing. I've got a gun.' Remarkably, Stroble did not add, 'One false move and I'll drill you.' The Strobles, seen below in police booking photos, are facing felony robbery charges and, if convicted, could face a maximum of 15 years in jail. (3 pages)"
How to unify the entire world peacefully
If this isn't dorky, I don't know what is...
How to unify the entire world peacefully
"In the near future, USA will fight a nuclear world war 3 with China." [via Chapel Perilous]
How to unify the entire world peacefully
"In the near future, USA will fight a nuclear world war 3 with China." [via Chapel Perilous]
Historical Tale Construction Kit
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